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converge all slides into a single file

Michael Williams committed on 7/17/2017, 2:26:11 AM
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3-module.exports = Slide.md(`
4-# callback
5-
6-- [\`run-series\`](https://github.com/feross/run-series)
7-- [\`run-parallel\`](https://github.com/feross/run-parallel)
8-- [\`run-auto\`](https://github.com/feross/run-auto)
9-- [\`run-waterfall\`](https://github.com/feross/run-waterfall)
10-`)
11-
12-// TODO two ways of handling errors: throw err and cb(err)
13-// how it's important to throw 'programmer errors'
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2-
3-module.exports = Slide.md(`
4-# continuable
5-
6-a "continuable" is a function that takes a single argument, a node-style (error-1st) callback.
7-
8-\`\`\`js
9-const continuable = (cb) => {
10- // do stuff...
11- cb(err, data)
12-}
13-\`\`\`
14-
15-- [\`continuable\`](https://github.com/Raynos/continuable)
16-- [\`cont\`](https://github.com/dominictarr/cont)
17-`)
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1-const Slide = require('shazam/slide')
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3-module.exports = Slide.md(`
4-# factory
5-
6-> “The problem with object-oriented languages is they’ve got all this implicit environment that they carry around with them. You wanted a banana but what you got was a gorilla holding the banana and the entire jungle.” ~ Joe Armstrong
7-
8-- [The Two Pillars of JavaScript Part 1: How to Escape the 7th Circle of Hell](https://medium.com/javascript-scene/the-two-pillars-of-javascript-ee6f3281e7f3)
9-- [\`stampit\`](https://github.com/stampit-org/stampit)
10-`)
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1-const Slide = require('shazam/slide')
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3-module.exports = Slide.md(`
4-## function
5-
6-\`\`\`js
7-function (...args) {
8- return value
9-}
10-\`\`\`
11-`)
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1-const Slide = require('shazam/slide')
2-
3-module.exports = [
4- 'first, some simplified history...',
5- Slide.md(`
6-# 2009
7-
8-## nobody cares about JavaScript
9-
10-> it's a toy language
11-
12-## Ryan Dahl (@ry) creates Node.js
13-
14-[watch the original presentation](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ztspvPYybIY)
15-
16-> To provide a *purely evented*, *non-blocking* infrastructure to script *highly concurrent* programs.
17-
18-(original website [here](https://web.archive.org/web/20091003131634/http://nodejs.org/))
19-`),
20- Slide.img('https://i.imgur.com/9JVtPV2.png')
21-]
22-
23-// core-less node? https://github.com/nodejs/node/issues/7098
24-// https://github.com/nucleus-js/design
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1-module.exports = [
2- require('./intro'),
3- require('./history'),
4- require('./function'),
5- require('./module'),
6- require('./factory'),
7- require('./callback'),
8- require('./continuable'),
9- require('./observable'),
10- require('./stream'),
11- require('./references')
12-]
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1-const Slide = require('shazam/slide')
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3-module.exports = [
4- Slide.md(`
5-## hi i'm [Mikey](http://dinosaur.is)
6-
7-i'm going to talk about
8-
9-# Luddite.js
10-`),
11- Slide.md(`
12-# what?
13-
14-this talk is a mashup of a few topics:
15-
16-- why you only need simple functions and objects to build complex systems
17-- why the best modules should not have any added sugar
18-- how "mad science" led to the success of Node.js and thus JavaScript
19-- why TC39 (the committee behind ES6+) is bad for JavaScript
20-- why you should ignore "modern JavaScript" (promises, classes, \`async\` / \`await\`, generators, and beyond).
21-`)
22-]
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2-
3-module.exports = [
4- Slide.md(`
5-## module
6-
7-here's the CommonJS module system, as used and popularized by Node.js
8-
9-\`\`\`js
10-// cat.js
11-module.exports = require('cat-names').random
12-\`\`\`
13-\`\`\`js
14-// cat-loop.js
15-const cat = require('./cat')
16-
17-setInterval(() => {
18- console.log(cat())
19-})
20-\`\`\`
21- `),
22- Slide.md(`
23-# [the module wrapper](https://nodejs.org/api/modules.html#modules_the_module_wrapper)
24-
25-every module is actually wrapped in a closure
26-
27-\`\`\`js
28-(function (exports, require, module, __filename, __dirname) {
29- // your module code actually lives in here
30-})
31-\`\`\`
32- `),
33- Slide.md(`
34-# [how require works](https://github.com/maxogden/art-of-node#how-require-works)
35-
36-> When you call \`require('some_module')\` in node here is what happens:
37->
38-> 1. if a file called \`some_module.js\` exists in the current folder node will load that, otherwise:
39-> 2. node looks in the current folder for a \`node_modules\` folder with a \`some_module\` folder in it
40-> 3. if it doesn't find it, it will go up one folder and repeat step 2
41->
42-> This cycle repeats until node reaches the root folder of the filesystem, at which point it will then check any global module folders (e.g. \`/usr/local/node_modules\` on Mac OS) and if it still doesn't find \`some_module\` it will throw an exception.
43- `),
44- Slide.md(`
45-# [the Node aesthetic](http://substack.net/node_aesthetic)
46-
47-> - Callback austerity: Simplicity, asyncronous nature and nice additions that are included like the event system.
48-> - Limited surface area: Using modules instead of extending them, NPM, re-usable interfaces and simple, consistent function calls.
49-> - Batteries not included: Only few modules in the core distribution – reduces clutter, version dependencies and bureaucracy.
50-> - Radical reusability: Breaking up a problem in small pieces, NPM module locations, great versioning approach
51- `),
52- Slide.img('https://i.imgur.com/JaL9kyo.png')
53-]
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1-const Slide = require('shazam/slide')
2-
3-module.exports = Slide.md(`
4-# observable
5-
6-> - \`thing()\` gets the value
7-> - \`thing.set(...)\` sets the value
8-> - \`thing(function (value) { ... })\` listens to the value.
9-
10-- [\`observ\`](https://github.com/Raynos/observ)
11-- [\`observable\`](https://github.com/dominictarr/observable)
12-- [\`push-stream\`](https://github.com/ahdinosaur/push-stream)
13-- [\`mutant\`](https://github.com/mmckegg/mutant)
14-`)
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1-const Slide = require('shazam/slide')
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3-module.exports = Slide.md(`
4-# references
5-
6-- [es2040](https://github.com/ahdinosaur/es2040)
7-- [Art of Node](https://github.com/maxogden/art-of-node)
8-- [Art of I/O](http://ioschool.is/art-of-io/sessions/0/?notes=true)
9-- [Tiny Guide to Non Fancy Node](https://github.com/yoshuawuyts/tiny-guide-to-non-fancy-node)
10-`)
11-
12-// TODO luddite.js apps:
13-// - https://webtorrent.io/
14-// - http://standardjs.com/
15-// - https://peermaps.github.io/
16-// - http://loopjs.com/
17-// - https://scuttlebot.io/
18-// - https://choo.io/
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1-const Slide = require('shazam/slide')
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3-module.exports = Slide.md(`
4-# stream
5-
6-- [\`pull-stream\`](https://pull-stream.github.io)
7-- [pull streams](http://dominictarr.com/post/149248845122/pull-streams-pull-streams-are-a-very-simple)
8-- [pull-stream-examples](https://github.com/dominictarr/pull-stream-examples)
9-`)
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1 …+const Slide = require('shazam/slide')
2 …+
3 …+module.exports = [
4 …+ Slide.md(`
5 …+ ## hi i'm [Mikey](http://dinosaur.is)
6 …+
7 …+ i'm going to talk about
8 …+
9 …+ # Luddite.js
10 …+ `),
11 …+
12 …+ Slide.md(`
13 …+ # what?
14 …+
15 …+ this talk is a mashup of a few topics:
16 …+
17 …+ - why you only need simple functions and objects to build complex systems
18 …+ - why the best modules should not have any added sugar
19 …+ - how "mad science" led to the success of Node.js and thus JavaScript
20 …+ - why TC39 (the committee behind ES6+) is bad for JavaScript
21 …+ - why you should ignore "modern JavaScript" (promises, classes, \`async\` / \`await\`, generators, and beyond).
22 …+ `),
23 …+
24 …+ 'first, some simplified history...',
25 …+
26 …+ Slide.md(`
27 …+ # 2009
28 …+
29 …+ ## nobody cares about JavaScript
30 …+
31 …+ > it's a toy language
32 …+
33 …+ ## Ryan Dahl (@ry) creates Node.js
34 …+
35 …+ [watch the original presentation](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ztspvPYybIY)
36 …+
37 …+ > To provide a *purely evented*, *non-blocking* infrastructure to script *highly concurrent* programs.
38 …+
39 …+ (original website [here](https://web.archive.org/web/20091003131634/http://nodejs.org/))
40 …+ `),
41 …+
42 …+ Slide.img('https://i.imgur.com/9JVtPV2.png'),
43 …+
44 …+ // core-less node? https://github.com/nodejs/node/issues/7098
45 …+ // https://github.com/nucleus-js/design
46 …+
47 …+ Slide.md(`
48 …+ ## function
49 …+
50 …+ \`\`\`js
51 …+ function (...args) {
52 …+ return value
53 …+ }
54 …+ \`\`\`
55 …+ `),
56 …+
57 …+ Slide.md(`
58 …+ ## module
59 …+
60 …+ here's the CommonJS module system, as used and popularized by Node.js
61 …+
62 …+ \`\`\`js
63 …+ // cat.js
64 …+ require('cat-names').random
65 …+ \`\`\`
66 …+ \`\`\`js
67 …+ // cat-loop.js
68 …+ const cat = require('./cat')
69 …+
70 …+ setInterval(() => {
71 …+ console.log(cat())
72 …+ })
73 …+ \`\`\`
74 …+ `),
75 …+
76 …+ Slide.md(`
77 …+ # [the module wrapper](https://nodejs.org/api/modules.html#modules_the_module_wrapper)
78 …+
79 …+ every module is actually wrapped in a closure
80 …+
81 …+ \`\`\`js
82 …+ (function (exports, require, module, __filename, __dirname) {
83 …+ // your module code actually lives in here
84 …+ })
85 …+ \`\`\`
86 …+ `),
87 …+
88 …+ Slide.md(`
89 …+ # [how require works](https://github.com/maxogden/art-of-node#how-require-works)
90 …+
91 …+ > When you call \`require('some_module')\` in node here is what happens:
92 …+ >
93 …+ > 1. if a file called \`some_module.js\` exists in the current folder node will load that, otherwise:
94 …+ > 2. node looks in the current folder for a \`node_modules\` folder with a \`some_module\` folder in it
95 …+ > 3. if it doesn't find it, it will go up one folder and repeat step 2
96 …+ >
97 …+ > This cycle repeats until node reaches the root folder of the filesystem, at which point it will then check any global module folders (e.g. \`/usr/local/node_modules\` on Mac OS) and if it still doesn't find \`some_module\` it will throw an exception.
98 …+ `),
99 …+
100 …+ Slide.md(`
101 …+ # [the Node aesthetic](http://substack.net/node_aesthetic)
102 …+
103 …+ > - Callback austerity: Simplicity, asyncronous nature and nice additions that are included like the event system.
104 …+ > - Limited surface area: Using modules instead of extending them, NPM, re-usable interfaces and simple, consistent function calls.
105 …+ > - Batteries not included: Only few modules in the core distribution – reduces clutter, version dependencies and bureaucracy.
106 …+ > - Radical reusability: Breaking up a problem in small pieces, NPM module locations, great versioning approach
107 …+ `),
108 …+
109 …+ Slide.img('https://i.imgur.com/JaL9kyo.png'),
110 …+
111 …+ Slide.md(`
112 …+ # factory
113 …+
114 …+ > “The problem with object-oriented languages is they’ve got all this implicit environment that they carry around with them. You wanted a banana but what you got was a gorilla holding the banana and the entire jungle.” ~ Joe Armstrong
115 …+
116 …+ - [The Two Pillars of JavaScript Part 1: How to Escape the 7th Circle of Hell](https://medium.com/javascript-scene/the-two-pillars-of-javascript-ee6f3281e7f3)
117 …+ - [\`stampit\`](https://github.com/stampit-org/stampit)
118 …+ `),
119 …+
120 …+ // TODO two ways of handling errors: throw err and cb(err)
121 …+ // how it's important to throw 'programmer errors'
122 …+ Slide.md(`
123 …+ # callback
124 …+
125 …+ - [\`run-series\`](https://github.com/feross/run-series)
126 …+ - [\`run-parallel\`](https://github.com/feross/run-parallel)
127 …+ - [\`run-auto\`](https://github.com/feross/run-auto)
128 …+ - [\`run-waterfall\`](https://github.com/feross/run-waterfall)
129 …+ `),
130 …+
131 …+ Slide.md(`
132 …+ # continuable
133 …+
134 …+ a "continuable" is a function that takes a single argument, a node-style (error-1st) callback.
135 …+
136 …+ \`\`\`js
137 …+ const continuable = (cb) => {
138 …+ // do stuff...
139 …+ cb(err, data)
140 …+ }
141 …+ \`\`\`
142 …+
143 …+ - [\`continuable\`](https://github.com/Raynos/continuable)
144 …+ - [\`cont\`](https://github.com/dominictarr/cont)
145 …+ `),
146 …+
147 …+ Slide.md(`
148 …+ # observable
149 …+
150 …+ > - \`thing()\` gets the value
151 …+ > - \`thing.set(...)\` sets the value
152 …+ > - \`thing(function (value) { ... })\` listens to the value.
153 …+
154 …+ - [\`observ\`](https://github.com/Raynos/observ)
155 …+ - [\`observable\`](https://github.com/dominictarr/observable)
156 …+ - [\`push-stream\`](https://github.com/ahdinosaur/push-stream)
157 …+ - [\`mutant\`](https://github.com/mmckegg/mutant)
158 …+ `),
159 …+
160 …+ Slide.md(`
161 …+ # stream
162 …+
163 …+ - [\`pull-stream\`](https://pull-stream.github.io)
164 …+ - [pull streams](http://dominictarr.com/post/149248845122/pull-streams-pull-streams-are-a-very-simple)
165 …+ - [pull-stream-examples](https://github.com/dominictarr/pull-stream-examples)
166 …+ `),
167 …+
168 …+ Slide.md(`
169 …+ # references
170 …+
171 …+ - [es2040](https://github.com/ahdinosaur/es2040)
172 …+ - [Art of Node](https://github.com/maxogden/art-of-node)
173 …+ - [Art of I/O](http://ioschool.is/art-of-io/sessions/0/?notes=true)
174 …+ - [Tiny Guide to Non Fancy Node](https://github.com/yoshuawuyts/tiny-guide-to-non-fancy-node)
175 …+ `)
176 …+]
177 …+
178 …+// TODO luddite.js apps:
179 …+// - https://webtorrent.io/
180 …+// - http://standardjs.com/
181 …+// - https://peermaps.github.io/
182 …+// - http://loopjs.com/
183 …+// - https://scuttlebot.io/
184 …+// - https://choo.io/

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