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2626 … ---
2727 …
2828 … # what?
2929 …
30-this talk is a mashup of a few topics:
30 …+luddite.js is a JavaScript framework to make building apps fun again
3131 …
32-- why you only need simple functions and objects to build complex systems
33-- why the best modules should not have any added sugar
34-- how "mad science" led to the success of Node.js and thus JavaScript
35-- why TC39 (the committee behind ES6+) is bad for JavaScript
36-- why you should ignore "modern JavaScript" (promises, classes, `async` / `await`, generators, and beyond).
32 …+---
3733 …
34 …+## who are the Luddites?
35 …+
36 …+[Luddites](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Luddite) are people against _centralized technology_ which decreases quality of life.
37 …+
3838 … ---
3939 …
40-# first, some simplified history...,
4140 …
41 …+## what is luddite.js?
42 …+
43 …+a movement against _centralized standards_ which decreases developer experience
44 …+
4245 … ---
4346 …
47 …+## what centralized standards?
48 …+
49 …+---
50 …+
51 …+### tc39
52 …+
53 …+a great team advancing the state of the art in JavaScript,
54 …+
55 …+but is one of _many_ possible opinions about JavaScript.
56 …+
57 …+---
58 …+
59 …+### what other opinions?
60 …+
61 …+---
62 …+
63 …+what if i told you...
64 …+
65 …+that you only needed plain functions and objects?
66 …+
67 …+---
68 …+
69 …+### modules
70 …+
71 …+```js
72 …+// randomCat.js
73 …+const { random: randomCat } = require('cat-names')
74 …+
75 …+module.exports = randomCat
76 …+```
77 …+
78 …+???
79 …+
80 …+we first create a `const` variable from a sync `require` function.
81 …+
82 …+we assign the result of this to a global variable `module.exports`
83 …+
84 …+not the hundred million special syntaxes to import and export es modules
85 …+
86 …+
87 …+## functions
88 …+
89 …+```js
90 …+// randomCatAsync.js
91 …+const randomCat = require('./randomCat')
92 …+
93 …+module.exports = function randomCatAsync (cb) {
94 …+ try {
95 …+ cb(null, randomCat())
96 …+ } catch (err) {
97 …+ cb(err)
98 …+ }
99 …+}
100 …+---
101 …+
102 …+## sync functions
103 …+
104 …+
105 …+```
106 …+function fn () {
107 …+ try {
108 …+ return value()
109 …+ } catch (err) {}
110 …+}
111 …+```
112 …+
113 …+## async functions
114 …+
115 …+### `cb(err, value())
116 …+
117 …+## aids
118 …+
119 …+- [eating your own dog food](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eating_your_own_dog_food)
120 …+- [mad science method](https://github.com/ahdinosaur/mad-science-handbook/blob/master/collaboration.md#the-mad-science-cycle)
121 …+- [do-ocracy](https://communitywiki.org/wiki/DoOcracy)
122 …+- marathon: keep a slow & steady pace one step at a time
123 …+- if you see a job that needs doing, it's your job to do (do-ocrarcy)
124 …+- too much sugar is bad for your health (simple interfaces)
125 …+
126 …+## blocks
127 …+
128 …+- cave method: try to design or implement the _perfect_ system before sharing it
129 …+- [design by committee](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Design_by_committee)
130 …+- sprint: hype, mania, and burn-out
131 …+- [waterfall design](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Waterfall_model)
132 …+
133 …+---
134 …+
44135 … # 2009
45136 …
46137 … ## nobody cares about JavaScript
47138 …
48139 … > it's a toy language
49140 …
141 …+---
142 …+
50143 … ## Ryan Dahl (@ry) creates Node.js
51144 …
52145 … [watch the original presentation](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ztspvPYybIY)
53146 …

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