--- title: > This title isn't funny, witty, quirky or original date: 2004-07-27 00:49 status: published description: > Why did the blogger cross the road? No-one cares. ---

Turns out that attempting humour on the web, especially in a personal site, is completely lame. Everybody is witty, quirky and original, to the extent that wit, quirkiness and originality is lame, boring and old.

Shite.