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title: "Man-Driver"
date: 2005-04-12 02:43
status: published
description: >
  It's always a bad idea to invent words (disclaimer: this doesn't include concatenation)


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Open Source software is usually good at changing its name – <a href="http://www.mozilla.org/projects/firefox/firefox-name-faq.html" title="Mozilla Firefox - Brand Name Frequently Asked Questions">Firefox got it right (the second time)</a> and <a href="http://www.linspire.com/lindows_news_pressreleases_archives.php?id=122" title="Lindows, Inc. Announces New Product Name: Linspire">Linspire's new name cleverly incorporates the word “inspire”</a> because the <abbr title="Operating System">OS</abbr> is an inspiration to everyone.
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<p>
OK, so I lied - they're generally crap at it. But how naff is <a href="http://www.mandriva.com/company/press/pr?n=/pr/corporate/2551" title="Mandrakesoft Announces Name Change! (They have to exclaim it 'cos it's Good News!™)">“Man-Driver”</a>?! I know it's supposed to be pronounced “Man-<em>dree</em>ver”, but it looks like “<em>Man</em>-Driver”. That's what it says to me; “<em>Man</em>-Driver”. Say it to yourself a few times - “<em>Man</em>-Driver”.
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Note that <a href="http://www.google.co.uk/search?q=%22this+specification+does+not+define%22">this entry does not define</a> exactly what a “Man-Driver™” is. Answers on a postcard.
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