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title: "Norwegian Beer"
date: 2003-10-19 23:08
status: published
small: >
  Norwegian Beer is, of course, based on the Beatles' Norwegian Wood. Just thought I should mention that.

tags: daftness

links:
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    title: "The Beatles"
    description: "The Beatles' official website"
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<p>
I once had a drink
<br>Or should I say
<br>It once had me
</p>
<p>
I went to the pub
<br>Isn't it queer?
<br>Norwegian Beer
</p>
<p>
I purchased a drink and imbibed many more for a dare
<br>Then I looked below me and noticed there wasn't a chair
</p>
<p>
I sat on the floor
<br>Nursing my rear
<br>Drinking my beer
</p>
<p>
I stayed until two
<br>Then my friends led
<br>Me home to bed
</p>
<p>
They told me I worked in the morning and started to laugh
<br>I told them I didn't and promptly collapsed on the path
</p>
<p>
And when I awoke
<br>I was at home
<br>This beer had thrown
</p>
<p>
So I fetched a mop
<br>Isn't it queer?
<br>Norwegian Beer
</p>