--- title: > Norwegian Beer date: 2003-10-19 23:08 status: published small: > Norwegian Beer is, of course, based on the Beatles' Norwegian Wood. Just thought I should mention that. tags: daftness links: - url: http://www.beatles.com/ title: > The Beatles description: > The Beatles' official website rel: related type: text/html ---
I once had a drink
Or should I say
It once had me
I went to the pub
Isn't it queer?
Norwegian Beer
I purchased a drink and imbibed many more for a dare
Then I looked below me and noticed there wasn't a chair
I sat on the floor
Nursing my rear
Drinking my beer
I stayed until two
Then my friends led
Me home to bed
They told me I worked in the morning and started to laugh
I told them I didn't and promptly collapsed on the path
And when I awoke
I was at home
This beer had thrown
So I fetched a mop
Isn't it queer?
Norwegian Beer