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title: > Thinking Different date: 2005-02-20 23:57 status: published description: > This is not how to write proper.
tags: English, wrongness
links:
- url: http://www.apple.com/
title: > Apple rel: related type: text/html - url: http://www.apple.com/uk/
title: > Apple UK and Ireland rel: related type: text/html - url: http://www.microsoft.com/
title: > My Microsoft rel: related type: text/html
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Part of the front page of <a href="http://www.apple.com/">the Apple website</a>:
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<p>
<img src="http://images.apple.com/home/2005/images/powerbooktitle20050131.gif" alt="“Travel light and fast. The new PowerBooks.”">
</p>
<p>
And the equivalent part of <a href="http://www.apple.com/uk/">the Apple UK and Ireland website</a>:
</p>
<p>
<img src="http://images.apple.com/uk/home/2005/images/powerbooktitle20050131.gif" alt="“Travel light and fast. The new PowerBooks.”">
</p>
<p>
One problem: here in Britain we have <em>adverbs</em>. Light cannot be travelled - it's intangible; fast cannot be travelled - it's a bloody adjective. (Similarly, <a href="http://www.browsehappy.com/" title="Browse Happy">happy cannot be browsed</a>.)
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<p>
But of course this is Apple - it's to be expected; at least they don't use <q>my</q> in place of <q>your</q>.
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